The early years
You can call me cute all your want, but the chair is mine!
OMG so glad you came, this beam of light came suddenly and exploded the ball!
Engineering, that's all about dismantling stuff and something else...I could become an engineer.
All grown up...
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee onnit and walk away!
On the Internet nobody knows you're a dog, nobody.
Most good things in life are mutually exclusive, it's very hard to carry a sock in your mouth and chase insects at the same time.
If I do catch that car, what will I do with it?
Don't you worry Ernie, the dawg has your back!
Squirrels are just tennis balls thrown by god.
If you wanted that ball...why did you throw it?
This is Charlie, I like him a lot, he can chew on my favorite shoe anyday.
This is Robbie, he's a greek streetdog, I like him alot he's very street.
This is Enzo, named after Enzo Ferrari, he is by far the fastest dog in the park. His ego is not bloated, it's appropriate.
This is Ozzy, named after Ozzy Osborne, when you're this big ego isn't an issue. I like to hang with Ozzy, the world feels safer when I know he's got my back.